Answers every call you miss, day or night
Ronnnie, the AI
who answers the phone
He knows your trade, not a script.
Ronnnie does what the office does
07700 900461
mobile · Sevenoaks
Ronnnie is picking this up
diverted after four rings
Just divert your number.
Keep everything else.
Call forwarding
When busy
020 7946 0018
When unanswered
020 7946 0018
When unreachable
020 7946 0018
One code on your handset. Works on every UK network. No new number, nothing to install, and the same code turns it off.
Work out what the missed ones cost you
Two numbers you already know, and one you can argue with. We don’t put a figure in — you do.
That third slider is the argument, so it starts low. One in four is a conservative guess at how many people who rang and got nothing would have booked you. Move it to whatever you actually believe — the figure holds up either way.
Work that walked past you last year
£58,500
260 calls a year you never spoke to. That is 33 times what Ronnnie costs for the year, and one job you’d otherwise have lost covers him for 6 months.
Your figures, not ours. Ronnnie is £150 a month, first month free.
The bit nobody sees
34%
have lost work directly because they didn’t answer
60%
regularly can’t take calls while they’re on site
1st
whoever replies first usually gets the job
Survey of 220+ UK tradespeople, Fix Radio.
without Ronnnie
Recents
No caller ID
mobile
21:42
07700 900461
Sevenoaks, Kent
21:44
No caller ID
mobile
21:51
01732 900118
Tonbridge
22:09
07700 900904
mobile
23:31
Voicemail
No messages. Not one of them left one.
you find out on Sunday, if at all
with Ronnnie
Ronnnie
just now
Today 21:42
Urgent — water coming in
Sarah Whitfield · 07700 900461
TN13 2AS, Sevenoaks · detached
Tiles off in high wind, water through a bedroom ceiling. Bucket down. Wants someone tomorrow morning.
Pencilled in for 07:30. Reply NO and I’ll move it.
recording · 1m 48s
21:42
delivered nine seconds after they hung up
Not urgent — two more
Flat roof quote, Riverhead. Gutter clear, Kemsing. Both happy to wait — I’ve put them in for Thursday.
23:04
three calls, one that actually needed you
Message
This is what he says at twenty to ten on a Tuesday
He opens by saying he’s the assistant, because pretending otherwise would come back on you.
Nine seconds after they hang up
Ronnnie · WhatsApp
Urgent — water coming in
Sarah Whitfield · 07700 900461
TN13 2AS, Sevenoaks · detached
Tiles off in high wind, water through a bedroom ceiling. Bucket down. Wants someone tomorrow AM.
21:42 · 1m 48s · recording & transcript attached
He never promises anyone you’re coming out tonight. Who goes where stays your call.
Straight answers
He says he’s an AI
At the start of every call. No pretending to be a person.
The number stays yours
We divert the calls you miss. We never take the line off you.
UK GDPR
Calls recorded with a notice, stored in the UK, and they’re yours.
Simple pricing
Per month, first month free
£150
Answers every call you don’t, day or night
Job written up to WhatsApp in seconds
Booked into your calendar
Set up for your trade and your postcodes
300 minutes included, then 30p a minute
Cancel it yourself, no notice, no phone call
No setup fee. Extra number for another van, £25/month. Taking on five firms to start with.
Stop losing jobs to voicemail.
Hire Ronnnie.
